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Joshua and I were sitting around the kitchen counter last night and laughing at how we had become the kind of crunchy people that are easy to make fun of. It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself.

One of your major focuses right now is to find a raw milk supplier.

You might be crunchy if…

You get excited when (raw or organic) whipping cream goes on sale, so you can make homemade butter

You might be crunchy if…

You render your own fat

You might be crunchy if…

You know what kefir and kambucha are

You might be crunchy if…

In your search for junk food you ask the store clerk for organic popcorn kernels

You might be crunchy if…

Your bag of dog food costs as much as a weeks worth of groceries

You might be crunchy if…

You get excited that your farmers market is now selling rendered pig fat

You might be crunchy if…

You mill your own flour

You might be crunchy if…

You actually know the farmer where your beef came from

You might be crunchy if…

You ask your server if your breakfast eggs are free range and organic

You might be crunchy if…

There isn’t any white sugar or white flour in your cupboards

You might be crunchy if…

You don’t use agave syrup because it’s too processed

You might be crunchy if…

You think vegetable oil is only meant for seasoning your cast iron pan

You might be crunchy if…

You soak your grains overnight

You might be crunchy if …

You make bone broth for its gelatinous qualities

You might be crunchy if…

You hear yourself say things like, “I need to get my order in to Sunshine Organics (or your favorite local organic source).”

You might be crunchy if…

The ingredient list on the side of an ice cream container scares you.

You might be crunchy if…

Weston A. Price is a household name

You might be crunchy if…

You now what GAPS is (and we’re not talking about the store).

You might be crunchy if…

You’re fermenting food on your counter top right now.

You might be crunchy if…

You’re offended by this post

We began this list as a way to laugh a bit at ourselves and the crunchy community, because it’s good to have a sense of humor. We compiled these from our experience and others, but when we finished the list we realized that we do all of these but one. I don’t know if that’s good or bad….Can you guess which one?

What crunchy things do you do that make you laugh at yourself? Leave your own version of “You Might Be Crunchy If…” in the comments below and we’ll compile them together for a Part 2 post!

 

I’m sharing this with Real Food 101, Mangia Monday, Monday ManiaMy Meatless MondaySlightly Indulgent Tuesday, Tasty TuesdayA Little Birdie Told Me, Fat TuesdayThese Chicks Cook, Allergy Free Wednesday, The Tasty Alternative, Whole New Mom, Real Food Wednesday, Pennywise Platter Thursday, Simply Lives Thursday and Full Plate Thursday



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